Title: Thanks For The Memories
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sergio Ramos/Cesc Fabregas
Summary: Sergio and Cesc's gift was stripper attire - two flimsy white cuffs with tiny black buttons and a shirt collar with a black bow tie.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything (or anyone) and none of this is real. I just borrowed two footballers' names and ( Read more... )

Title: Fuck Fuck
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steven Gerrard/David Luiz
Summary: JT says David Luiz is a good fuck. Steven’s about to find out if that’s true.
Disclaimer: None of this is real, except I borrowed two footballers’ names.
Author’s Notes: Written for Nando’s Chelsea/Liverpool Party and originally posted here on 19th Oct.

( Now fuck fuck? )

Title: Vodka for Everyone!
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sergio Ramos/Tim Howard
Summary: Sergio Ramos, Tim Howard, a bottle of vodka and a hotel room.
Disclaimer: None of this is real, except I borrowed two footballers’ names.
Author’s Notes: Written for Cesc’s All-American Key Party .

( Vodka Party! )

Title: Save a horse
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cesc Fabregas/Gonzalo Higuain
Summary: It’s Halloween. Cesc is a nurse and Gonzalo is a cowboy.
Disclaimer: Totally made up, although it would be fun if it was.
Author’s Notes: My keys_in_a_pot keys in a candy bowl party entry. This is Cesc’s dress, Gonzalo’s cowboy outfit and belt buckle.

( ride Higuain )

Title: Trust me?
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Pepe Reina
Summary: Cristiano thinks he's in charge.
Warning: Light bondage.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no, never happened. Wish it did though.
Author’s Notes: My ficlet for the keys_in_a_pot’s Big Brother KeyParty.

( Trust me? )

Title: Skittles, Strawberries and Orgasm Denial
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cesc Fabregas/Pedro Rodríguez/Juan Mata
Summary:
Disclaimer: Yeah, no, never happened. Wish it did though.
Author’s Notes: Here, finally, is my contribution to keys_in_a_pot’s World Cup KeyParty. I’m so so so so so sorry it’s taken me so long. Cesc got unhappy in my head ( Read more... )

Title: The One We Share
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Sergio Ramos; implied: Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres, Sergio Ramos/Daniel Agger/Fernando Torres
Disclaimer: "The thoughts I write have little relevance in reality" as quoted by lovinthelads
Author’s Notes: Written for Cesc's World Cup Key Party. It was supposed ( Read more... )

Title: What happens happens
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Andrés Iniesta/David Villa
Disclaimer: None of the Spanish team belong to me. Unfortunately. Any resemblances to the actual players is complete coincidence.
Author’s Notes: For the Sergio Ramos Invitational at keys_in_a_pot. I know next to nothing about Iniesta and only a little more about Villa so ( Read more... )

Title: Hot Blooded
Author: totally_loca
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Nicklas Bendtner/David Villa; Nicklas Bendtner/Aaron Ramsey; Iker Casillas/Aaron Ramsey; Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas (implied); David Villa/David Silva (implied)
Summary: It was supposed to be sex, which it is, but then it dissolved into cuddling.
Disclaimer: Nobody’s mine, I just borrowed to ( Read more... )